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Though our team admires the work of astrologers who came before, closer inspection reveals that their work as an oppressive construction of the patriarchy. For instance, did you know that there are masculine and feminine signs? The masculine signs get to be active and spiritual, while the feminine signs were supposed to be sensitive and mind their knitting. Masculine signs are bright, while women, apparently, rule the night. Traditional astrology holds that the horoscope is a balance of each.
We at Lestrology.com know better. This site was developed for you -- all of you -- to get the unbiased astrological information you need to make life's important decisions. A wise woman once said, "Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay." While our team of homoastrosexologists cannot disagree, we also think a peek into the future can't hurt. That, and tips on bedding your next date are always appreciated, if we do say so ourselves.