Lesbian Capricorn Dating: The Social Climber

Lesbian Capricorn Dating: The Social Climber

So you want to wrestle with a goat? My, you're kinky. First, you're going to have to show her who's boss. Status and security are important to those born under this sign. She'll bring her share of wealth and power to the partnership, but she expects you to make a hefty contribution as well. She doesn't respect weaklings, unless they happen to have large fortunes and country club memberships.  Even so, she would prefer to partner with an upwardly mobile, self-made woman. You know, the kind who wears a short skirt and a long jacket, tours the facilities and picks up slack. Throw in a pair of tall leather boots, and it's enough to make Capricorn orgasm spontaneously.

If you're worth having, you're worth showing off, so you can expect to go places with Capricorn. If you ask her out, don't you dare decide to go slumming. Bowling alleys and chili cheese fries might charm another girl out of her pants; but if you really want to win a Capricorn, you'll have to prove you hold yourself to a higher standard. Take her to a downtown spot were movers and shakers "do lunch." Take her to a cancer benefit where the rich and famous mingle in white ties. She might be reticent to put herself front and center -- those ruled by Saturn often fall into dour moods -- but she'll appreciate it if you can deliver a charming compliment or trade witticisms with her friends and colleagues. It means the two of you have a better chance of moving up in the world.

Capricorn is hardly virginal, but sex is usually not her foremost consideration, at least when choosing a partner. In her mind, that's like putting the cart before the goat. If she decides you're a keeper, she'll go out of her way to keep you satisfied in bed; but if you can get her to be more spontaneous, you'll be doing both yourselves a favor. Start out with the student position and missionary tribbing, if you must; but as she starts to feel more comfortable in the relationship give her some champagne and try the 69. When she's happy in love, a Capricorn can be very relaxed and giving.

What to expect on a Capricorn date

• Meeting her mother, or at least her mentor.
• Getting the full details of her five year plan.
• An itinerary of the evening's events, presented with a box of chocolates.
• Coupons. Try to keep a straight face.
• The results of your background check.
• Suggestions for a "friendly" tennis match.
• "So where is this going, anyway?"

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