Lesbian Gemini Dating: The Schizophrenic

So you want to take on the twins? Stock up on Gatorade prepare your best bon mots -- indeed, fluent French is a plus, and I'm not referring to your tonguing technique. They say the brain is the most important erogenous zone, and Gemini wants you to work hers all night long. Seduction starts with an interesting conversation and a double entendre -- of course, the elusive Gemini will rarely come out and say what she thinks. It's too risky, and besides, does she have to paint you a picture? If so, you might as well start packing. If you don't understand, she can't explain it to you; and frankly she doesn't have time to try.

If she ends up moving on, don't beat yourself up. Gemini is known for being faithful to her whims alone. Often, they're to smart for their own good -- their quick minds make them impatient, so of course they miss out on a lot. If you want to impress her, bring up a gossip item you gleaned from the Huffington Post, rather than a 10,000 word piece you read in the New Yorker. Trade witticisms over coffee or cocktails to begin, then take her on dates that will stimulate her intellectual side. The opera or the art museum, or a scavenger hunt that draws the two of you on an urban adventure might be playful enough. In a relationship, surprise her with a trip to an exotic location, whether it's Singapore, Trinidad or Texas -- she'll revel in the culture clash.

If you keep her distracted with plenty of shiny objects and you're not the obsessive/possessive type, you could have a lasting love affair with a Gemini. But even if you're committed, you're in for a lifetime of playing things fast and loose.

You'll never know when the twins will come out of their shirt, so be on round-the-clock alert. The playful Gemini can't resist you in a skirt -- it's simply too tempting for her devilish side. She'll also like getting first taste when you lest suspect it. And if the sex isn't perfect, don't worry: she'll move on before too long.

What to expect on an Gemini date

She might not show up. Maybe she's just not that into you.
She'll show up a week late, and confess her undying love.
A trip to the opera, and a quickie in your box.
Party in the meatpacking district -- she'll charm your way in.
Quips you'll get a week later.
Impossible positions -- have you been doing your yoga?
A sex toy store in her bottom dresser drawer.

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gems are not foe sags

i datedd a gem b4 it was the worst!!! from the moment we laid eyes on eachother there were sparks i was attractedd to her beyond belief i should have known that it was taboo but since both sag (me) nd gem are impulsive we had a sexual encounter the same day we met (which on my behalf was a 1st) soon after we became exclusive(worst mistake ever)and soon after that she became disengaged like at the drop of a dime! i broke up with her because she was always too busy with w.e. now dnt get me wrong iam far from the clingy type believe me you but it was ridiculous, anyhow she had the nerve to be upset when i did it was very emotional but i had to due what i had to do...sometime later we decided to give it another shot and i was still so very attrated to her but the same problem arised and again i ended it, now you would thin that"d be the end right? wrong. more time passed and we got back in touch i was back under her gem spell once again then i attemped to start yet another relationship with her and guess what she shot me down : ( i was sooo confused and not to mention a little hurt. bein a sag naturally i thought i could win her over and thought of it as a sport but found out i was clearly mistaken she wouldnt give me the time of day!!! i took a hard blow to my ego let alone whole outlook in other gems or for that matter relationships its been like 2yrs and what not but its like ever since she rejected me i cant move on in a sense like she cursed me or something i havent been able to land another new gf since....maybe it was the fact that it was the first time i"ve ever been rejected or maybe the whole you want what you cant have or the fact i wasnt satisfied with the outcome, but i do know that im just not the same. also i might add the sex was grrreatt lmaoo oddly enough i had the least amount of sexual encounters with her. i also agree they are cheaters with no shame about it. anywho worst relationship ever!!!

#10 - AkiLLis - 06/12/2010 - 05:58

the truth

I'm a true gemini. When I meet people I sit back and watch them to find out just what I need. I enjoy Aries so much, I love them. Sagittarius wow, I can't do you. I love hard and care just as much. When I'm into you you will know it and I won't lead you on if I'm not. keep me interested in you and I won't get bored. I love making love, anything sensual and romantic turns me on. Know your gemini well and don't judge until you do.

#9 - tru gemini - 06/08/2010 - 16:08

I am dating a Gemini and sometimes I am not sure that I can trust her. She tells me she loves me but she has some female friends who are too close for comfort. She is not a cheat but there is too much flirting for this Scorp.

#8 - Agnes - 04/16/2010 - 04:28

I love my Gemini

I am an Aries I love my gemini i chased her 4 a year and ahalf and I finaly got her to kiss me...She dose have her probs but she knos i got her waist if she needs to be loved...and she likes my grip.

#7 - Laylay - 03/25/2010 - 09:15

I love Gems

Omg Im an Aquarius and I looove Geminians they are so much fun we laugh soo much Im married to a Gem and really that's what she is.They don't go anywhere when they in love the sex does have to be on point but if they gettin it you can forget tryin to get them to cheat they looove extremly hard if they cheat they were missing something and they did tell you what it was you won't listening cause they communicate very very well.Over rall I love their possesive demeanor.I said I needed a Gemini and I got her***Jazzi***

#6 - Jazzi - 01/22/2010 - 21:11

DEY DA WORST..

gemini'z are da wrst sighn... espically 4 virgo'z.. i dated a gemini 4 about 2 n half yrz.. n it was da wrst.. 4rm da lyin 2, unfaithfulness.. everythin....i agree 2 da max.. dey are Schizophrenic

#5 - shery - 01/20/2010 - 00:21

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