Lesbian Gemini Dating: The Schizophrenic

So you want to take on the twins? Stock up on Gatorade prepare your best bon mots -- indeed, fluent French is a plus, and I'm not referring to your tonguing technique. They say the brain is the most important erogenous zone, and Gemini wants you to work hers all night long. Seduction starts with an interesting conversation and a double entendre -- of course, the elusive Gemini will rarely come out and say what she thinks. It's too risky, and besides, does she have to paint you a picture? If so, you might as well start packing. If you don't understand, she can't explain it to you; and frankly she doesn't have time to try.

If she ends up moving on, don't beat yourself up. Gemini is known for being faithful to her whims alone. Often, they're to smart for their own good -- their quick minds make them impatient, so of course they miss out on a lot. If you want to impress her, bring up a gossip item you gleaned from the Huffington Post, rather than a 10,000 word piece you read in the New Yorker. Trade witticisms over coffee or cocktails to begin, then take her on dates that will stimulate her intellectual side. The opera or the art museum, or a scavenger hunt that draws the two of you on an urban adventure might be playful enough. In a relationship, surprise her with a trip to an exotic location, whether it's Singapore, Trinidad or Texas -- she'll revel in the culture clash.

If you keep her distracted with plenty of shiny objects and you're not the obsessive/possessive type, you could have a lasting love affair with a Gemini. But even if you're committed, you're in for a lifetime of playing things fast and loose.

You'll never know when the twins will come out of their shirt, so be on round-the-clock alert. The playful Gemini can't resist you in a skirt -- it's simply too tempting for her devilish side. She'll also like getting first taste when you lest suspect it. And if the sex isn't perfect, don't worry: she'll move on before too long.

What to expect on an Gemini date

She might not show up. Maybe she's just not that into you.
She'll show up a week late, and confess her undying love.
A trip to the opera, and a quickie in your box.
Party in the meatpacking district -- she'll charm your way in.
Quips you'll get a week later.
Impossible positions -- have you been doing your yoga?
A sex toy store in her bottom dresser drawer.

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Scorpio engaged to a gemini

when looking through horoscopes there is always this big controversy on whether or not you are compatible because of your signs. In my opinion a sign has nothing really to do with your relationship I'm a scorpio and my fiance is a gemini according to the zodiac we are at different sides of the spectrum but that is far from being true. We've been together for many years and we are still going strong. Everyday I find myself loving her even more. We laugh, we cry, we share everything about our daily lives. She's not only my soulmate she's my bestfriend. My work makes me travel to other countries for extended periods of time and everytime we meet again it's like it was in the beginning falling in love at first sight. My point in writing this is if you want something to work make it happen don't use your "sign" as a crutch. If you're still not sure ask yourself "Am I willing to throw everything away for her?". For my girl I'd do it in a heartbeat.

#30 - Daze - 01/11/2012 - 13:40

lmfao

I think that's funny I'm a lesbian piceas and my girls a gimini we been together for 2 years nd a month are relationship is a roler coaster we always argue but manage to make up especially when I pack my bags she dosent want me to leave she tells me every secound hoe much she luvz me nd how she never wants me to leave it every time we go out people try to talk to me and shes ready to fight now I dnt knw about most geminis but the ones I been with and the one I got get hooked and ull say geminis don't lke to be bored we all the geminies I knw should be a pieces and I should be,a gemini b cuz I low to have fun the only thing is I'm very girly and emotional :-P

#29 - kamisha - 12/20/2011 - 09:27

Something New

Im A VIRGO , nd I Have This Big Crush On This Gemini Female , Who's ” Straight ” But Has Interest In Me . How Do I Impress Her ?

#28 - Deja - 11/24/2011 - 17:43

wedd or not to wedd

I am in a committed relationship with a Gemini and I am a Scorpio. Sex is wonderful. But that Gemi is not one for words. She is one for questions. It drives me crazy because she never makes a statement because it gets to close to her inner self. So the Gemi just ask questions instead. Hopeful we can make it work. We will see. just a sunsets thought.

#27 - sunsets - 09/29/2011 - 18:04

I am a Gemini with an aries its the best! she can keep up with me and I feel like were right on the same level! so ladies do yourself a favor and find an aries!

#26 - Heather - 08/04/2011 - 17:15

if you can handle a gemini

i am a gemini and i love it. i admit a lot of the stereotypes are true. although with gemini there is a very fine line between good and bad crazy. everyone says they are crazy because most personalitys are not meant for a gemini. you cant be too passive or we will walk all over you and get bored real quick. you cant be too dominant because we are too strong minded to be controlled. just find that happy medium. if your looking for a exciting adventure always then gemini is where its at. just be prepared to take the great with the bad.

#25 - summer - 08/02/2011 - 02:46

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